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Sam | 19 | California | SMC | ❤loldodgers❤

strikeouts for Tim Lincecum

mostlytumbler:

You’ve angered the wrong fandom pal, we have gifs of Doctor Who looking cross and we’re not afraid to post them!


codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed


sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth


tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it



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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

cool beans

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nodamncatnodamncradle:

i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever

all of them would win

it would be chaos


lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour


queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok.

“bite me” hell yeah.

"kiss my ass" sure.


hankgreensmoustache:

arrested developments a little ahead of its time


jackanthonyfernandez:

badtvblog:

This is the American Idol finale I did not edit this. This is really how it aired. I would not lie to you ever.

The wig SHAKING


spermbanker:

Ok professor virgin