The Dan Uggla Unappreciation Blog




Sam | 19 | California | SMC | ❤loldodgers❤

strikeouts for Tim Lincecum

white-and-pink-make-blue:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

ITS MOTHERFUCKIN JULY

CHRISTMAS IN JULY FUCKERS

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys)


I have luxury box tickets to the rivercats game this Friday and I fucking hate that park and that part of Sacramento, but luxury box…..free food……probably alcohol


(Source: fartgallery)


castielcampbell:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

i literally had these two teenagers apologizing to me for getting a video game for them and checking them out. meanwhile their parents are being the rudest people i’ve ever witnessed


pizzaight:

this has gone too far

pizzaight:

this has gone too far


theanti90smovement:

people get angrier about their tax money going towards helping people than it going towards killing people 


Anonymous asked:
"Your blog is shit.. shit that was decomposed into soils that was absorbed by root tht made flower tht was eaten by a bug that was eaten by a hawk that was eaten by a snake that was eaten by a gazelle. not just any gazelle, a Kool Gazelle. He drinks from the many fountains of the deserts in southern Africa with his fellow Gazzelions. But he is extraordinary because he spells cool like Kool. So yeah I really enjoy your blog"

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purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably


(Source: poptarter)




banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular


soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”


Can this game end? I have better things to do than watch us lose again


drake & josh
  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans