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Sam | 19 | California | SMC | ❤loldodgers❤

strikeouts for Tim Lincecum
backdoorteenmom:

(Source: pugpicks)


colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that


dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

(Source: tibets)


(Source: wow-hate)


(Source: folkdad)


  • guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
  • guys: ew fat chicks
  • guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
  • guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
  • guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
  • guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
  • guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
  • guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
  • guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
  • guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.


mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?


m4kara:

looking at pictures of yourself from when you were 13 and just wondering if you were even conscious that whole time


spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

(Source: billyrayofficial)


christeana:

sweet jesus

christeana:

sweet jesus


(Source: hotdamn5sos)


tl55love:

chefbanana88 sent me this earlier. I have no idea where it originated from but credit to the owner and many thanks for this huge laugh! =P
*Updated: Photo found here
Thanks Tim Flannery!

tl55love:

chefbanana88 sent me this earlier. I have no idea where it originated from but credit to the owner and many thanks for this huge laugh! =P

*Updated: Photo found here

Thanks Tim Flannery!


How I draw faces

castiel-is-the-fallen-angel:

swordcane:

andlatitude:

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1) circle with lines

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2) face, head, neck

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3) nose

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4) eyes, mouth, eyebrows

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5) haaaiiir

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6) everything else

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thnx 4 help Steph

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING